Amigos, ‘Murcans, Homies!  Listen up y’all because I’m only going to say this once.

At least for the time being.

We all know there will come a time where I will be unable resist the urge to call attention on this very website to the bitter soul which feeds its corpulent sense of denial at the all-you-can-eat buffet while  simultaneously engaging its gaping maw in perpetual lamentations about a sure shot path to power which turned out to be everything but.

Man alive, I do like to create those wordy rants.

Irregardlessly, consider the suggested path that Hillary Rodham Clinton, 1st in Her Name, Great Protector of the Foundation, Hurler of Lamps, Appropriator of the Southern Dialect, Bleacher of Bits, and Great Purveyor of What Does It Matter would have us believe actually happened in the 2016 election which relegated her to writing feisty Op-Eds about the current state of affairs.

The premise, ladies and gentlemen, is that elements within the Trump campaign colluded with Russia in order to change the outcome of the election.

Okay, whatever.

My original intent here was to layout a bevy of reasons of how that couldn’t have happened.

For all tents and porpoises, I’ve already done that before and it’s not really necessary that I do it again.  Besides, it seems there’s now a report dispelling the effluvia of collusion from an Independent Counsel which has more page views, more legalese, and fewer malaprops; sarcastic or otherwise than my efforts effort generated.

In the end, I’ll say this.

Of all of the reasons, rationalizations, and excuses we’ve heard from the Clinton camp on why she didn’t win the election, I find it amusing that none of them ever come close to the truth.

Even still, I sure would like to see her jump into the race for 2020.

In addition to the ongoing barrage of ignorant telemarketers who dare to call me, she brings a whole new dynamic to my writtin’ time.