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Saturday came pretty darn early on it’s first occurrence in October of 2012.
This particular morning found me not in the backyard starter kit with a bowl of Corn Chex, a green tea (meh), a pit bull and my e-reader, but in the kitchen, cleaning up the aftermath of what will forever go down in history as The Banana Bread Incident. Twilight by ELO was shuffling on the iPhone.
When I attempted to fat thumb that song title onto my phone as I composed this post, the autocorrect feature changed the song title to Twig Blight. One can only wonder if such a song could be as melodious.
Beavis, Butthead, and Cher came up next singing their 90’s version of Babe.
One can only wonder if such a song could be as melodious.
Welcome to my world.
If there’s one thing that I’ve really learned in life it’s this.
Righty-tighty. Lefty-loosy.
Beyond that, everything else is pretty much relative and a world of situational ethics applies.
You’re wondering where I’m going with this, aren’t you?
Yeah, so am I.
