We’ve gone back and forth to the moon.

We’ve built and deployed an internet.

We’ve invented electric cars.

We’ve taught dogs how to hunt down terrorists.

We’ve built computers small enough to fit in our pocket.

We’ve eradicated diseases.

We’ve perfected nachos.

We’ve transcended gender roles.

We’ve eliminated racial boundaries.

We’ve seen a million faces and rocked them all, and we won’t get fooled again.

Why haven’t we gotten rid of straight slot screws and daylight savings time?