File this one under the behaviors and activities we engage in today which will be cancelled later on by those who view our way of life as barbaric and otherwise inhumane. 

If Joe Biden should be elected to the Presidency:

• He will create a Department of Gun Grabbery which will be charged with:
  • Banning the manufacture and possession of firearms
  • Removing all firearms from those who own/possess them
    • Government employees will be exempted
• He will name Beto O’Rourke to a newly created cabinet level position to serve as the Secretary of Gun Grabbery.
• Secretary O’Rourke will further his mission to limit the way we outline items in a list:
  • Remove bullet points from our collective vernacular.
  • Ban bullet points as an editing feature in all software, typewriters, printing presses, and writing utensils.

Bullet points imply a level of violence which is unacceptable for enlightened society.