Mornin’ y’all.

The occasion that I wake up on any given morning, fire up the ole laptop and log into the control center that manages what should be the most widely visited and heavily referenced website on the whole worldwide web is an unequivocal “never”.

In fact, I’ve gotten to a point where I rarely check the readership statistics.

None the less, I slept in this morning because I’m off from work today.  I’m looking to take the TharpSter Treadmill to the vet, make some technological updates for members of the organization, change out that leaky cartridge in the front bathroom, and generally re-engineer my processes.

For whatever reason, I logged in and pulled up the site stats.

Imagine my surprise when I saw the most recent list of terms which have landed the occasional passerby.

Freaks.