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Humpin’ It Like A Gazelle
One of the perils / benefits of being associated with anyone who finds themselves in the midst of a breakup or divorce is that you find where you’ve acquired some of their stuff. Be...
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Strapped In The Chair Of The City’s Gas Chamber
Tosh.0 is a video review show aired by Comedy Central. It features comedian Daniel Tosh making smart ass remarks about videos found out on the 21st century miracle of the Internet. The 2012 Presidential...
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Stop Holding Back And Set Yourself Free
*editors note – The lead of today’s blog will provide you (the reader) with a multiple choice of punch lines. Regardless of which punch line you choose, the ensuing verbal brilliance will continue to...
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Me, You & An Empty Field
There’s a great scene in the classic film Office Space where the three heroes of the flick kidnap a sadistic piece of office equipment, transport it to a field out in the middle of...
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The Antithesis Of An Ode To Dairy Queen
Ladies and gentlemen, I have a confession to make. I used to wear braces. Shocking, I know. Just like my kids do today, I used to visit the orthodontist every six to eight weeks...
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“What do you get if you multiply six by nine?” Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, for the last 11 months and 30 days, I have lived my life under a certain harmony under the...
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Health Club Strip Tease
Muscle Universe is an upstart chain of health and fitness clubs which have steadily increased the presence in communities across the American southwest. Naturally, they have lofty goals of expanding nationwide over the next...
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Step Off
Yesterday, you were relatively a good boy. You kept your calorie count down. You put in your walking. While playing the bowling game on Wii Sports, you actually stood up and used your three...
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TharpSter Shorts
How about that social networking? A matter of six hours ago, I came within a fat thumb or two of adding the following status to my Facebook page: “Randy Tharp just got the buttons...
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