A few weeks ago while I was on vacation from work and my ill conceived plans to clean out the garage before my bi-annual brush/bulky item pickup, I made a tragic mistake which sucked...
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Just Do It Already
I sit here 20 minutes on the outset of hijacking the tube from the kids in order to go watch something I don’t really want to watch. That’s right people. I’m going to watch...
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Kinky Math
Here in San Antonio, there was a report on the radio yesterday talking about how Independent turned Democrat Richard ‘Kinky’ Friedman was going around to various places in the state making his candidacy for...
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Even On His Death Bed
For those of you who haven’t done the math, the Democrats had their 60 votes in the Senate making whatever full cocked and half baked piece of legislation they extruded from the lower two...
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The 2010 Litmus Test
Much like the last two Presidential elections, the upcoming 2010 mid-term elections are going rise to rest among the ranks of very important elections for this country. In 2004, Americans were charged with making...
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Obama To Add A New Item To His Agenda
MARTHA’S VINEYARD – As if he weren’t busy enough in the coming months with issues of universal healthcare, energy policy, the economy, and the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, President Obama will be looking...
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Oh, the Joy
Several weeks ago when the hotbed topic of universal healthcare started to take on a personality and odor of its own, I took it upon myself to make contact with one standard sized Congressman...
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News Worthy of a Spit Take
You’ll have to excuse me a moment whilst I dig out a tissue to wipe off my monitor. I’m afraid I just ran across an interesting article out on the vast plains of the...
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It’s Really Not A Racist Matter
Racism is the belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human races determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one’s own race is superior and has the right to...
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Borg Plot Uncovered
WASHINGTON, D.C. – According to declassified documents released late Friday afternoon by the Extra Terrestrial Contact Unit (ETCU) of the National Security Agency, humanoid cybernetic beings known as the Borg have been on Earth...
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