Well ladies and gentlemen, it’s a beautiful June day here in south Texas. Junior is off at work measuring the collective heights of tourists with disposable income. Juniorette is scrubbing non-stick aluminum with a...
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The Sun Comes Up In The East
Assuming the man loses the election this November, we could be as generally screwed then as if he had won. You know who I’m talking about. It’s a forgone conclusion that a...
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Just Fine
I just want to take this moment to pass on my unwavering support and devotion to the fact that the private sector is doing just fine. My real concern is that there just aren’t...
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Chewing On Phlegm
Once again ladies and gentlemen, the sun is shining and the birds are singing. In addition, the crepe myrtle and the fire bush (I don’t really know my plant names) are blooming. Even better...
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Stolen Suffrage
At the time of this writing, I’ll have you know that I just voted in the Texas primary. You know. The one that’s usually part of Super Tuesday. You know. The one...
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DOL Investigation To Review Rules On Denim
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Department of Labor announced today that it’s opened an investigation into workplace irregularities which could cause some major changes in corporate America. At the center of the investigation is the...
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On Your Way To Oblivion…….
……pick up a t-shirt for me. Many years ago I had a t-shirt featuring a road sign on a highway. The sign touted two destinations: End of the world – 5 miles...
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The Coming Battle On Obesity
It would seem that things are getting worse on the front where the battle of the bulge is concerned. That’s not a very unique term anymore is it? Admittedly so, I shouldn’t have...
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“One Simple Sign-on” Listed As A Possible 2nd Term Initiative
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Obama Administration is considering the use of individual mandates in future legislative proposals if the President should win re-election this year. One of the first proposals would require all American...
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Not Funny
To be absolutely honest, I don’t know what irritates me more. I’m sure you can understand my dilemma. At least you will in a few moments. Before this last weekend, I...
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