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Another Day Another Destiny
In preparation for tomorrow’s election, I’ve written a piece which specifically lays out the reasons for not returning the incumbent to office for a second term. Put in very succinct terms, there are two...
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You Build Up Hope, But Failure’s All You Known
Ladies and gentlemen as I publish this post, Barack Obama has just been projected as the winner of the 2012 campaign for the Presidency. I can’t believe this man has been re-elected....
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We’re Not Gonna Take It
Today, ladies and gentlemen, was fraught with suffrage. The worst thing about it is that I’m sitting here in a Chili’s getting really bad customer service from a flamboyant individual sporting a goofy ass...
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Watching The Tide Roll Away
A man sits in a chair with a smart phone in hand, fat thumbing out a blog for the day. That episode of M*A*S*H where Hot Lips got laryngitis from giving herself a...
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Don’t Take A Slice Of My Pie
Well, ladies and gentlemen, it’s been awhile since I’ve done this. Tonight’s production of tomorrow’s installment of Letters From The Past is being pre-empted. I know you’re heart broken. For what it’s...
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It Just Might Spoil Your Victory
Good Lord in butter, people! Who in their right mind schedules game 7 of the NLCS, Monday Night Football, and a Presidential debate all on the same night? How is a political...
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And The Slogans Are Replaced
And one more thing. Two actually, but only one of them is about the debate. “Please proceed, Governor”. I love that statement. It was the only memorable statement uttered by the President the other...
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I Never Lied To You, I’ve Always Been Cool
Last night we saw life imitate art. To be absolutely honest and arrogant at the same time, two different mediums of art were involved. Playing the role of life was the second presidential debate....
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Strapped In The Chair Of The City’s Gas Chamber
Tosh.0 is a video review show aired by Comedy Central. It features comedian Daniel Tosh making smart ass remarks about videos found out on the 21st century miracle of the Internet. The 2012 Presidential...
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