You’re doing it all wrong. Do you really want the establishment to pick the candidate you’re going to vote for? The only difference between the guy who’s picking up the delegates right now and...
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Making It Fair
Did you know that Warren Buffet’s secretary pays more in taxes than Warren Buffet? Just for the sake of this discussion, let’s call her Bernice. I’m typing this bad boy out on a virtual...
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Predatory Orders
Ah for Pete’s sake! Does this guy not give up? I am sick and tired of hearing Barack Obama pine on with his righteous indignation that the rich aren’t paying their fair share. I...
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Brokering A Convention
Here I sit all broken hearted, Tried to poop but only farted So today I took a chance Saved a dime and pooped my pants — Unknown Somebody’s gotta go back and get a...
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Monkeys, Knives, Super Heros, & Really Cool Pictures Lifted From The Internet
I don’t really have anything of substantive value hidden in today’s entry. Yeah, yeah. I know. I rarely do. Recently at the auxiliary office, discussions happened within the conspiratorial gaggle in...
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The GOP Rope-A-Dope
Even though this is a four man race, the crop of contenders for the Republican nomination boils down to what I expect will be a bloody brawl between Newton and Mittens. In the past,...
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The Bain Of Our Existence
Item #1 – A few weeks ago, I saw a recently released (or leaked, I don’t know) trailer to the new Batman movie which will come out this summer. It’s called Dark Knight Rises,...
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Answer Me This….
First of all, my first question goes out to anyone poised to vote FOR Obama in the 2012 presidential election. Plain, clear and simple. Give me substantive reason(s) as to why the man...
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Tis The Season
*groan* Today, ladies and gentlemen, is the last day of my staycation. On a positive note, the debutantes and crackheads who represent Dallas in the NFL were sent home last night in a loss...
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ABO Ain’t Enough
As we swim deeper and deeper into the 2012 election season, one specific TLA has entered the day to day vernacular. You do know what a TLA is, don’t you? That’s right. It’s a...
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