Ladies and gentlemen, have you ever tried to recall a joke and all of its details as you were telling it to a group of people? The first time you ever heard the...
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9 Minutes
Doggie Devotion
There’s an unspoken rule around the domain here which dictates agape-like devotion on behalf of the canine contingent (my dogs) back toward their master (me, for all tents and porpoises) under two particular circumstances....
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CubeVille: Post Mayan Apocalypse
Well it’s December 22nd, and we survived the Mayan end of days. Or did we? Yesterday. I responded to what I’m guessing was 52 meeting invites in Cubeville. The invitations were for...
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That’s Me In The Spot…Light
It was a dark and stormy night. Ladies and gentlemen, sometimes times these things practically write themselves. The less than pleasant time of 4:45 am came this morning a whole lot earlier...
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4 Minutes
Drawing Hope
Have I ever mentioned that my pit bull Hope is an attention whore? Of course I have. For those of you who don’t know this little tidbit, allow me to provide some background. For...
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2 Minutes
Waiting
There’s a relatively dirty movie out there called Waiting featuring the actor-like stylings of Ryan Reynolds, Justin Long, that guy whose name I can’t remember right now, and a host of others. A...
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Keeping The Faith
“So aside from growing kick ass sideburns and spawning gingers, what does this guy do for a living?” To be honest, that statement has absolutely nothing to do with today’s post. It was...
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It’s Time To Get Things Started
Today’s occurrence of Saturday was the first one in the last month or so where nothing was planned. There were no birthday parties or guests from out of town. There were no appointments...
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The Telephone Is Ringing
I got a call from the vet today. I didn’t really expect it, but it happened anyway. “Your dog Faith has been found.” “Really?” First of all, Faith wasn’t lost....
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2 Minutes
They Call Me Mellow Yellow
“Wow, I’ve always seen you with a hat before.” Yeah, that’s pretty much the first thing I hear from someone who has seen my flesh toned, follicle free melon for the first time without...
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