Sleep alludes me. Another words, let me put it this way. There comes a time in all of our lives when the malaprops fly. The key is to figure out when they’ve...
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8 Minutes
7 Minutes
Clean Boxer Shorts & The Sunken Place
Well ladies and gentlemen, it’s not every day that I utter a phrase that kicks off such an epiphonic (that’s a word, I coined it years ago) resonance within the reader that the residual...
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14 Minutes
A Year of Adhocracy
It’s amazing what a colonoscopy followed up by cataract surgery can do for Anal Glaucoma....
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6 Minutes
The Pit Bull Diaries: Epilogue
I'm going to miss that dog....
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3 Minutes
13 Hours Later
Last year, at the onset of my 49th birthday, I started a new project here on TharpSter.org to chronicle some of the more memorable events of my 40’s. At the same time, I had...
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3 Minutes
The Penultimate Diary
Rest assured ladies and gentlemen, I didn’t really expect to pen this dispatch for several more years. Over the years that TharpSter.org has been on line, I’ve made it perfectly clear that dogs are...
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6 Minutes
Two Months Out
Well ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to my eclectic collection of verbal brilliance, wordsmithery, unmitigated babbling, and what’s considered to be generally unfettered jibber-jabber. At the time of this writing, it’s Good Friday, 2018....
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3 Minutes
The Present I Really Wanted
“Okay everyone. Hang on and watch Randy open this one. You’ll want to see the look on his face.” I can’t really say I’ve ever heard that particular statement prior to tearing into a...
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Adventures In Consolidating Resources
For what it’s worth, I’m all about getting as much use out my stuff that I can. It has nothing to do with being frugal with my resources or mindful of the environment...
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3 Minutes
Blue Shirt Thuggery
“Does that mean that everything that’s happened here in the last ten minutes will probably show up out there on the web?” Jump back in time a few minutes before when I was...
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