I probably won’t go see it. Obviously you know I’m going to tell you why. Otherwise, the point of me even posting anything about it would be rather moot. Don’t you think? ...
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My Weekend With Spielberg
Steven Spielberg has a wife and what seems to be about nineteen or twenty kids holed up in a nice little old country style home planted somewhere in the middle of New England where...
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Cleaning The Iron Lady
Tonight, after dining on a couple of six inch Subways, Wifey and I made our way to one of the swankier of the movie joints this town has to offer, and plopped ourselves down...
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The Bain Of Our Existence
Item #1 – A few weeks ago, I saw a recently released (or leaked, I don’t know) trailer to the new Batman movie which will come out this summer. It’s called Dark Knight Rises,...
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Me, You & An Empty Field
There’s a great scene in the classic film Office Space where the three heroes of the flick kidnap a sadistic piece of office equipment, transport it to a field out in the middle of...
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5 Minutes
On Project Mayhem
“I am Jack’s raging bile duct.” Recently I’ve developed a new appreciation for the movie Fight Club. Thanks to the wonders of basic cable, I’ve seen the edited version sans profanity and subliminal junk...
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4 Minutes
Ferrell Movie Creates Near Disaster
SAN ANTONIO – A house in the suburbs on the northwest side of town nearly imploded in on itself last night according to the homeowner. Blame is being attributed to a viewing of The...
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5 Minutes
42″ & Counting
In which we wax rhapsodic about Gary Cole....
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Majestic Liberty
As a red blooded American man who has a handful of remote controls at his immediate disposal for the very purpose of rifling a wide variety of sounds and images through the glowing box...
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Snap To & Pay Attention
A few weeks ago while I was on vacation from work and my ill conceived plans to clean out the garage before my bi-annual brush/bulky item pickup, I made a tragic mistake which sucked...
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