Yesterday in cubeville, I had the opportunity to field a question or two from a few colleagues about this very website.

“Do you still have that thing?”

Since the colleagues in question hold a more prominent station in my life than the occasional, uncherished, non-player character, I let that remark pass.

Another colleague chimed in.  “You should read the pancake story.”

That particular story was in the vanguard of my assault as I endeavored to provide verbal brilliance to an otherwise dull internet.

For those of you who haven’t absorbed my opinions on pancakes, I’ll refer you to The Pancake Breakfast Incident.

Gather your butter, your syrup, and even your dog for this one.