Saturday came pretty darn early on it’s first occurrence in October of 2012.

This particular morning found me not in the backyard starter kit with a bowl of Corn Chex, a green tea (meh), a pit bull and my e-reader, but in the kitchen, cleaning up the aftermath of what will forever go down in history as The Banana Bread Incident.  Twilight by ELO was shuffling on the iPhone.

When I attempted to fat thumb that song title onto my phone as I composed this post, the autocorrect feature changed the song title to Twig Blight.  One can only wonder if such a song could be as melodious.

Beavis, Butthead, and Cher came up next singing their 90’s version of Babe.

One can only wonder if such a song could be as melodious.

Welcome to my world.

If there’s one thing that I’ve really learned in life it’s this.

Righty-tighty.  Lefty-loosy.

Beyond that, everything else is pretty much relative and a world of situational ethics applies.

You’re wondering where I’m going with this, aren’t you?

Yeah, so am I.