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TharpSter April 8, 2012 in Letters From The Past - 2 Minutes

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Blog number 98 has arrived with some resistance to getting itself written and published.

That’s not to say that I haven’t given it a pretty good fight though.

In sitting down at the laptop to write today’s monstrosity, I’ve taken the following steps in order to come up with some material:

Rifled through recent current events lodged somewhere in my skull in hopes of having something to say about them while at the same time hoping that what I have to say hasn’t already been said before. I got nothin’.

Rifled through the photo stream on my iPhone in hopes of finding an amusing picture I may have taken which will inspire somewhere between 500 and 1000 words of whimsical bullshit. I’ve got nothing there also, however thanks to iCloud, I can see the pictures Wifey is taking of the Easter cake she’s making for the family get-together.

Sampled the website for the local newspaper. I usually find clear and present idiocy in the local media. Since I’ve already written about stupid news stories around here, it’s just not worth it to harp on the matter.

Pondered recent DVDs I’ve watched. I’ve been known to discuss movies on here before. Last night I watched Immortals and today I watched The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo. Since the second movie takes place in Sweden, I was going to post a YouTube of the Swedish Chef singing something as part of my review. I’m sure that hasn’t been down before.

As you can tell, I’ve expended a great deal of energy and due diligence in order to provide you with the most unique, enjoyable experience possible here on TharpSter.Org. Sadly, I haven’t been able to come up with anything.

Please return tomorrow, my dear reader. I can only expect the next 24 hours will bring a fresh new pile of material for me to weave my cutthroat verbal brilliance around and produce a pretty kick ass blog.

In the meantime, please enjoy a picture I just took of a bag of peppermints a few minutes ago.

Rest assured they were delicious, and were not laced with that misplaced cinnamon flavor which has become prevalent in those particular candies in recent years.