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Friday afternoon at 10 minutes to 3pm arrives about as slowly as the day that one’s ship finally comes in.
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The bosses have left the office for the day in anticipation of starting their weekends just a little sooner than everyone else.
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In the meantime, I’ve made the tragic mistake of attempting to open a particularly large table of data through MS Access in hopes of tracking down the bug in a database query. The subsequent delay provides just enough time to start fat thumbin’ one out on the ole smart phone.
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Instant messages sent throughout the office beckon the attention of others with messages about the missing coversheets for the TPS reports and stupid ass emoticons ranging in pictures of Pac-Man looking characters rolling on the floor laughing, to cats jumping off of ledges, to festive male strippers pushing lawn mowers. There’s even one of Chuck Norris hitting a woman smack dab in the face.
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In the meantime, dutiful employees of the Bureau of Labor Statistics combined with sharply dressed meteorologists employed by television stations which broadcast to markets of varying size and demographic cast aside with reckless abandon any endeavor to tell the whole truth in favor of extracting creative facts from the exit station of their collective alimentary canals without fear of any recourse.
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Email notifications have fired off consistently on the ole smart phone offering virtual delusions of grandeur.
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The earnings in return for a job is 3000 US dollars per month, for only 3 hours a day.
Depending on your time implication, seriousness and correctness, the earnings could be increased up to 200 percent.
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If you are interested in our possible cooperation, please read the entire job description listed below :
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This job is all about:
– accepting and processing payments from and to our clients from all over the world, with the help of banks and money transferring systems.
– subtracting 4 percent from each transfer as a personal bonus.
– running the preparation, delivery, and reporting transactions processes.
– making sure that the payments and reports are payed out correctly and in time.
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This position is based on your location only, and no relocation is required from the candidate.
This position does not involve any fixed working hours and is suitable for senior people or self-employed individuals.
You don’t have to invest anything.
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Requirements :
1. Elementary knowledge of money transfer systems.
2. The possibility to accept payments to your personal bank account
3. Promptitude in sending the payment to the supplier(by using his preferred payment method).
4. Availability to check your email at least once a day.
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Let us know if you are interested in the position listed above and we will send you more details regarding this vacancy along with our corporate agreement and application form.
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Set aside any logical thought process which admonishes one that no reputable perspective employer sends such email so frequently.
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Yet still, one has to wonder if someone could make a go of it.
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Various invention ideas such as the toilet paper flipper, the titmouse, and the pooch pal come to mind as valid ideas to pursue. If only some ambitious venture capitalists could be lined up to see those ones through, perhaps all of the BS born of a cubicle wouldn’t have the ability to plague life the way it does.
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