Wednesday May 23rd 2012

Posts Tagged ‘universal healthcare’

The Teflon Symbiont

The Teflon Symbiont

Some time last month, an oil rig out in the Gulf of Mexico blew up.  The resulting aftermath of said explosion has spilled a whole buttload (technical term) of oil into the gulf.  The spill continues, as the parties responsible have been unable to stop the flow.  Perhaps [Read More]

Polite Society & The Need For Outright Mockery

Polite Society & The Need For Outright Mockery

Way back in the old days when I was growing up, our family went out for dinner one night at The Village Inn.  We were frequent guests there, and as a result we had gotten to know a lot of the wait staff at our local coffee shop.  Upon arriving that fateful night, we were [Read More]

The Dignity Of The Office

The Dignity Of The Office

Even though I’m known to let loose with any selection of those seven colorful words which the late George Carlin once observed as ineligible to be uttered on television, I have a filter.  Even more so, my filter works pretty well.  It works so well in fact, that if you [Read More]

*Fixed*

*Fixed*

Last week, TOTUS & The Symbiont successfully planted the seeds of their social utopia by signing into law the universal healthcare legislation which has been the subject of debate for the last year.  Several underhanded techniques and practices were used in the [Read More]

Acryologia

Acryologia

Looking back on the last 1,143 days of the Obama / Reid / Pelosi error, I think that it’s not only a safe assumption but a glaring reminder to a lot of us that there is entirely too much suffrage in this country today.  Frankly, it just shouldn’t have to be that way.  [Read More]

Game, Set …………

Game, Set …………

In just about 13 hours and 40 minutes, Barack Hussein Obama will celebrate the completion of his first year in office.  In that time, he has appeared on late night talk shows, nailed the NCAA Final Four, guzzled a cold one for the sake of race relations, and even threw out [Read More]

The Unwanted Gift

The Unwanted Gift

Well dear readers, Christmas is upon us and this years celebrations will cap off what many would consider a tumultuous year of doing everything wrong in a vain and desperate attempt to get it all right. [Read More]

Majestic Liberty

Majestic Liberty

As a red blooded American man who has a handful of remote controls at his immediate disposal for the very purpose of rifling a wide variety of sounds and images through the glowing box at the end of the cable TV wire, I make no bones about the fact that I’ve engaged my [Read More]

News Savants

News Savants

One thing that perpetually tends to baffle, perplex, and offend me is the continued ability of the local news media here in San Antonio to get it completely wrong.  The only thing different about this morning’s pathetic attempt to disseminate worthwhile information to [Read More]

A Dream Remembered

A Dream Remembered

I rarely remember my dreams.  I don’t know of anyone who can remember every detail of every dream they have ever had.  That’s not to say that such ability is impossible or even implausible.  I’m just not aware of anyone who has ever done it. Even though I don’t [Read More]

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May Twenty Something

May Twenty Something

I am tired.   It’s a good kind of tired though.  It would seem in my continued time in the middle of [Read More]

Initial Contact

Initial Contact

Speed things up.  Make them quicker.   That’s right people.  In today’s microwave society where we [Read More]

Questionable Parenting

Questionable Parenting

Remember Parenthood?   As much as you’d like to think that I’m talking about the Ron Howard movie that [Read More]

Your Friday….

Your Friday….

….my Thursday.   That’s right people.  By the time you read this dispatch, I will be firmly [Read More]

Not Quite The Horse Head

Not Quite The Horse Head

How do you know when you’re going to have a bad day?   When you open your oven to check dinner, the rump [Read More]

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