Wednesday May 23rd 2012

Posts Tagged ‘TOTUS’

Happily & Voluntarily Soaked

Happily & Voluntarily Soaked

I know the subject matter in which I’m about to weave my verbal brilliance is nothing new.  Regardless, I find it necessary to write this piece because I’ve yet to see anyone do it. Ironically enough I’m about to quote a Bible verse.  One of the things [Read More]

*Fixed*

*Fixed*

Last week, TOTUS & The Symbiont successfully planted the seeds of their social utopia by signing into law the universal healthcare legislation which has been the subject of debate for the last year.  Several underhanded techniques and practices were used in the [Read More]

A Dream Remembered

A Dream Remembered

I rarely remember my dreams.  I don’t know of anyone who can remember every detail of every dream they have ever had.  That’s not to say that such ability is impossible or even implausible.  I’m just not aware of anyone who has ever done it. Even though I don’t [Read More]

Just Do It Already

Just Do It Already

I sit here 20 minutes on the outset of hijacking the tube from the kids in order to go watch something I don’t really want to watch.  That’s right people.  I’m going to watch TOTUS & The Symbiont make yet another speech about the importance of health care [Read More]

The TharpSter HealthCare Plan

The TharpSter HealthCare Plan

While doing my time with the TharpSter TreadMill this morning at a time of day when I would prefer to be on a plane somewhere between unconscious and comatose, I had an epiphany.  It’s beyond me how anyone can have such a sudden realization at 5:30 in the morning when [Read More]

Real Men of Genius

Real Men of Genius

Back on July 16th of this year, Harvard scholar Henry Louis Gates was arrested in his own home by Sergeant James Crowley of the Cambridge Police for disorderly conduct.  It would seem there was some sort of confrontation between the players in this event when Gates was [Read More]

Birthers. A Path To Success.

Birthers.  A Path To Success.

In two previous blogs I addressed a certain group of people, who for lack of a more edgy moniker, have in the matter of months added the word ‘birther’ to the American vernacular.  Honestly speaking, I haven’t been very nice to those dedicated to the mindset that our [Read More]

Dear White House….

Dear White House….

To: flag@whitehouse.gov From: TharpSter Date: August 4, 2009 RE: Facts Are Stubborn Things I wanted to take this opportunity to respond to your offer regarding the scuttlebutt which is spreading around about the proposed universal healthcare systems in which the President [Read More]

White House to open new investigation

White House to open new investigation

WASHINGTON D.C. – In an ongoing effort to maintain full transparency to the American public, White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs announced late Friday that the White House has ordered an investigation into whether the White House itself has been infiltrated by [Read More]

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May Twenty Something

May Twenty Something

I am tired.   It’s a good kind of tired though.  It would seem in my continued time in the middle of [Read More]

Initial Contact

Initial Contact

Speed things up.  Make them quicker.   That’s right people.  In today’s microwave society where we [Read More]

Questionable Parenting

Questionable Parenting

Remember Parenthood?   As much as you’d like to think that I’m talking about the Ron Howard movie that [Read More]

Your Friday….

Your Friday….

….my Thursday.   That’s right people.  By the time you read this dispatch, I will be firmly [Read More]

Not Quite The Horse Head

Not Quite The Horse Head

How do you know when you’re going to have a bad day?   When you open your oven to check dinner, the rump [Read More]

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