Wednesday May 23rd 2012

Posts Tagged ‘Humor’

Initial Contact

Initial Contact

Speed things up.  Make them quicker.   That’s right people.  In today’s microwave society where we get our news instantly by means other than an evening newscast or a morning paper, we’ve become one which is dependent on instant results.   [Read More]

The Real Position Of Power

The Real Position Of Power

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I’ve figured it out.  I’ve spent just under 20 years in the confines of some sort of cubicle or office where they hotel the staff from one work station to another.   I’ve seen it all by now in the world of fabric [Read More]

Anatomy Of A Calculus Assignment

Anatomy Of A Calculus Assignment

Back in the day, a calculus assignment involved the following items:   Pencil (preferably mechanical) Graph paper (not necessary if your teacher wasn’t focused on aesthetics) Scientific calculator (back in the day for me was the late 80′s and early [Read More]

Thunder Dog Part Deux

Thunder Dog Part Deux

Please understand that when I wrote Thunder Dog a few days ago, I was generally frustrated with our dog Faith and her irrational fear of thunder, lightning, and all that goes boom in the sky (like the garbage trucks which drive by twice a week).   The blog itself [Read More]

Thunder Dog

Thunder Dog

Didn’t I mention just the other day on this very website that I’d rather deal with the thunder and lightning during the waking hours so that it wouldn’t cause me to involuntarily fly out of bed in the middle of a perfectly good dream involving a world free [Read More]

Siete de Mayo

Siete de Mayo

There’s a monkey in the boat…..   Come on everybody, sing along.  You know the words.   Anyone?   Bueller?   That’s not a song lyric that I know of.  I just wanted to see if I could get the members of the blog reading world to sing along [Read More]

Seis de Mayo

Seis de Mayo

Seis de Mayo has seemed to come in wet and thunderous, and subsequently got out hot and humid.   What’s the deal with that?   Generally I don’t have a problem with thunderstorms.  The reason for that is because I grew up in Wyoming where I have no [Read More]

The Art Of Teamwork

The Art Of Teamwork

Suffice to say (seems like I’m saying that a lot more with these daily dispatches), today’s blog isn’t going to talk about the benefits of teamwork.  The reasoning behind the title will become self evident later on if I do this right.   Let me tell [Read More]

Reluctantly Bi

Reluctantly Bi

Focal, that is.   Suffice to say, you’re favorite blogger on the whole worldwide web has pretty bad vision.   It all started in 1978 (when I’m sure a lot of problems started) when a less than ceremonial trip to the eye doctor rendered  me far sighted [Read More]

“One Simple Sign-on” Listed As A Possible 2nd Term Initiative

“One Simple Sign-on” Listed As A Possible 2nd Term Initiative

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Obama Administration is considering the use of individual mandates in future legislative proposals if the President should win re-election this year.  One of the first proposals would require all American citizens to register a profile on a [Read More]

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May Twenty Something

May Twenty Something

I am tired.   It’s a good kind of tired though.  It would seem in my continued time in the middle of [Read More]

Initial Contact

Initial Contact

Speed things up.  Make them quicker.   That’s right people.  In today’s microwave society where we [Read More]

Questionable Parenting

Questionable Parenting

Remember Parenthood?   As much as you’d like to think that I’m talking about the Ron Howard movie that [Read More]

Your Friday….

Your Friday….

….my Thursday.   That’s right people.  By the time you read this dispatch, I will be firmly [Read More]

Not Quite The Horse Head

Not Quite The Horse Head

How do you know when you’re going to have a bad day?   When you open your oven to check dinner, the rump [Read More]

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