Posts Tagged ‘ crasher squirrel ’

Yuck

May 5, 2010
By Tharpster
Yuck

Perhaps you’ve missed me. Yup.  So have I. I really won’t go into a great deal of detail to explain or justify my absence, as it’s immaterial.  Just know that the absence has been widespread.  The absence has been so ubiquitous that I’ve even locked people out on Lotus Notes Sametime at the auxiliary...
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Dear Crashers

April 14, 2010
By Tharpster

I think Tommy Shaw said it best.  “The jig is up.” That’s right.  I’m talking to you Jason Levin, creator of http://www.CrashTheTeaParty.org.  Just how clever do you think you are by telegraphing your plan to infiltrate Tea Party events tomorrow?  Did you drink all of the bong water when you came up with that...
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Bird On A Wire, Squirrel In A Tree, Dog On A Fence

March 23, 2010
By Tharpster
Bird On A Wire, Squirrel In A Tree, Dog On A Fence

So here I am in the beginning days of week two of the 2nd Annual TharpSter March Vacation.  I spent the bulk of last week in Colorado touring the northern facilities of TharpSter.Org, and now it’s time to call in Office Services to take care of a few things here at headquarters. The fence...
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New Year TharpSterLutions

December 31, 2009
By Tharpster
New Year TharpSterLutions

Well my dear reader, the time has come.  At the time of this typing, 2010 is on the outset of a mere two hours and ten minutes away.  You can feel rest assured that the Board of Directors here at TharpSter.Org is well prepared for what is expected to be an uneventful transition into...
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Pastafarians Find New Hope

November 7, 2009
By Tharpster
Pastafarians Find New Hope

TOPEKA, KS – A local restaurant owner made the announcement today that the Flying Spaghetti Monster has manifested an image of itself in a pancake.  Within hours of the announcement, followers and members of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster who are otherwise known as “Pastafarians” flocked to the Kansas town from all...
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There You Go Again

September 17, 2009
By Tharpster

There comes a point in our lives when those around us completely misuse the very detailed and intricate process of creating a thought, and then subsequently use the proper diaphragmatic control and muscle coordination to translate said thought into words which carelessly escape the pie hole just below their nose.  In a majority of...
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Facebook Status Updates

September 1, 2009
By Tharpster
Facebook Status Updates

For those of you who haven’t gotten into the trappings of social networking out here on the internet, I’ll give you a quick rundown of what’s going on.  At this very minute, there are about gajillion different networks on the web where people set up profiles for themselves and then partake in a wide...
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The Squirrel, The Heather, & The Conspiracy

August 23, 2009
By Tharpster
The Squirrel, The Heather, & The Conspiracy

Out of the 52 weekends I typically participate in during any given year, there are only a select few which get an additional day tacked on by means other than a government mandated holiday.  This last weekend was one of those events which had been months in the making.  Whereas most weekends usually involve...
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The Squirrel, The Heather, & The Conspiracy

August 23, 2009
By TharpSter
The Squirrel, The Heather, & The Conspiracy

Out of the 52 weekends I typically participate in during any given year, there are only a select few which get an additional day tacked on by means other than a government mandated holiday.  This last weekend was one of those events which had been months in the making.  Whereas most weekends usually involve...
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