Posts Tagged ‘crasher squirrel’
On Jim Henson’s Birthday
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Today we mark Jim Henson’s 75th birthday. Here at TharpSter.Org, we aren’t really given to calling attention to birthdays unless they’re our own. Even then, we don’t want to make a whole lot out of them. For reasons which will become obvious in a [Read More]
TharpSter Shorts
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How about that social networking? A matter of six hours ago, I came within a fat thumb or two of adding the following status to my Facebook page: “Randy Tharp just got the buttons sewn back onto his favorite shorts.” I opted out though. Instead of sucking a few [Read More]
Yuck
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Perhaps you’ve missed me. Yup. So have I. I really won’t go into a great deal of detail to explain or justify my absence, as it’s immaterial. Just know that the absence has been widespread. The absence has been so ubiquitous that I’ve even locked people out on [Read More]
Dear Crashers
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I think Tommy Shaw said it best. “The jig is up.” That’s right. I’m talking to you Jason Levin, creator of http://www.CrashTheTeaParty.org. Just how clever do you think you are by telegraphing your plan to infiltrate Tea Party events tomorrow? Did you drink [Read More]
Bird On A Wire, Squirrel In A Tree, Dog On A Fence
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So here I am in the beginning days of week two of the 2nd Annual TharpSter March Vacation. I spent the bulk of last week in Colorado touring the northern facilities of TharpSter.Org, and now it’s time to call in Office Services to take care of a few things here at [Read More]
New Year TharpSterLutions
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Well my dear reader, the time has come. At the time of this typing, 2010 is on the outset of a mere two hours and ten minutes away. You can feel rest assured that the Board of Directors here at TharpSter.Org is well prepared for what is expected to be an uneventful [Read More]
Pastafarians Find New Hope
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TOPEKA, KS – A local restaurant owner made the announcement today that the Flying Spaghetti Monster has manifested an image of itself in a pancake. Within hours of the announcement, followers and members of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster who are otherwise [Read More]
There You Go Again
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There comes a point in our lives when those around us completely misuse the very detailed and intricate process of creating a thought, and then subsequently use the proper diaphragmatic control and muscle coordination to translate said thought into words which carelessly [Read More]
Facebook Status Updates
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For those of you who haven’t gotten into the trappings of social networking out here on the internet, I’ll give you a quick rundown of what’s going on. At this very minute, there are about gajillion different networks on the web where people set up profiles for [Read More]
The Squirrel, The Heather, & The Conspiracy
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Out of the 52 weekends I typically participate in during any given year, there are only a select few which get an additional day tacked on by means other than a government mandated holiday. This last weekend was one of those events which had been months in the making. [Read More]
