Posts Tagged ‘Congress’
Polite Society & The Need For Outright Mockery
Way back in the old days when I was growing up, our family went out for dinner one night at The Village Inn. We were frequent guests there, and as a result we had gotten to know a lot of the wait staff at our local coffee shop. Upon arriving that fateful night, we were [Read More]
*Fixed*
Last week, TOTUS & The Symbiont successfully planted the seeds of their social utopia by signing into law the universal healthcare legislation which has been the subject of debate for the last year. Several underhanded techniques and practices were used in the [Read More]
219 Sell Outs
Less than 30 minutes ago, 219 members of the U.S. House of Representatives set aside the will of the people. They put into motion the lighting of a match which will blaze a trail across this great nation of ours one which was never, ever meant to have been burnt. They [Read More]
Bound & Gagged
One year and seven days into his presidency, Barack Obama is now less than two hours out from making his first State of the Union Address. Naturally, it’s not the same address that TOTUS & The Symbiont were planning as recently as two weeks ago. Back then, they had [Read More]
Game, Set …………
In just about 13 hours and 40 minutes, Barack Hussein Obama will celebrate the completion of his first year in office. In that time, he has appeared on late night talk shows, nailed the NCAA Final Four, guzzled a cold one for the sake of race relations, and even threw out [Read More]
Reid Questions Limbaugh’s Heart Episode
WASHINGTON, D.C. – Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (NV – D) called into question this morning whether conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh actually had a coronary episode while vacationing in Hawaii last month. With public support for a government run [Read More]
The Unwanted Gift
Well dear readers, Christmas is upon us and this years celebrations will cap off what many would consider a tumultuous year of doing everything wrong in a vain and desperate attempt to get it all right. [Read More]
Majestic Liberty
As a red blooded American man who has a handful of remote controls at his immediate disposal for the very purpose of rifling a wide variety of sounds and images through the glowing box at the end of the cable TV wire, I make no bones about the fact that I’ve engaged my [Read More]
My Day Has Been Hijacked
I really hadn’t planned on doing much today. I had an idea about a new article to write. I was going to grill some chicken later on for some chicken fajita salads. Perhaps I could solve the mystery on my PC which causes my media player to skip whenever I’m doing a [Read More]
There You Go Again
There comes a point in our lives when those around us completely misuse the very detailed and intricate process of creating a thought, and then subsequently use the proper diaphragmatic control and muscle coordination to translate said thought into words which carelessly [Read More]
