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Are you energetic?
Are you persistent?
Are you self-motivated?
Do you have both a face and a voice that were made for radio?
Do you want to earn FULL TIME PAY for PART TIME WORK?
Look no further. We want YOU to be the next SUPERSTAR to join our TEAM.
We are looking for experienced telemarketing professionals to make outbound calls to perspective leads about their green energy options. Due to the current government shutdown, we are overstocked on leads and need to ACT NOW!
Commissions and Bonuses paid DAILY.
Paid training.
Fun place to work.
Weekly contests.
Flexible work hours.
Flexible ethics.
Casual dress code (no flip-flops)
Your responsibilities will include:
- Make outbound calls to homeowners who have registered their phone number on the National Do Not Call Registry and offer information on reducing their energy costs.
- Record the potential lead’s response in our call tracking database.
- Follow up with the lead every 48 hours.
The qualified SUPERSTAR will have the following skills:
- You must be able to affect an accent found in the peninsular region of south-central Asia.
- Understand why sketchy call centers disguise their phone number from caller-ID programs.
- Be persistent with the perspective lead and do not accept “No” for an answer.
If you have what it takes to be a SUPERSTAR on our TEAM, then WE WANT YOU!
You can apply in person in the portable building on the grounds of the old asbestos plant on the outskirts of town. Be sure to wear multiple layers of clothes, as the environmental controls are intermittent.
- Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
- DO NOT contact us with unsolicited services or offers
Hilarious.