Monday May 21st 2012

‘Sports’ Archives

Cancel Your Next Super Bowl Party

Cancel Your Next Super Bowl Party

Alright people.   Cancel next year’s Super Bowl party and I’ll give you exactly two reasons why.  The second reason should come as pretty darn obvious, however I’m going to subject you to a TharpSter Rant with the other reason first.   Overall [Read More]

The Big Game ReCap

The Big Game ReCap

In a year when the NFC East generally sucked and teams like Green Bay and New Orleans spent time running the table on its opponents, I find it disheartening that the Giants won last night.   That’s all I have to say about that.   A few years ago, Budweiser [Read More]

Preparing For The Big Game

Preparing For The Big Game

Well ladies and gentlemen, it’s that time of year again.   In just a few short hours, the New England Patriots and the New York Giants will parade onto the field to play what I expect to be a pretty good game.   Of course there’s plenty of hype around [Read More]

The Final On Deck

The Final On Deck

Certainly it was a minor coincidence that his jersey sported the number 10.  On the cosmic, harmonic convergence level of things, the assignment was dead on to what it should have been.  As he waited patiently on deck for his turn to bat for what would be the last time, [Read More]

Killing Halves

Killing Halves

In the last decade, a true American pastime has become the dumping ground for the disgustingly raunchy, putrid, fermented, and sometimes botulent contents of every diseased bladder, colon, and portable colostomy bag the worldwide entertainment industry has to offer.  For [Read More]

New Muffin Flaw Identified

New Muffin Flaw Identified

It’s a beautiful, Chamber of Commerce day here in San Antonio.  The sky is blue, the grass is turning green, and thanks to a sufficient application of sun block, my pasty yet freckled skin has avoided turning red. So far, a better part of my day has been spent at the [Read More]

The TharpSter Public Service Announcement

The TharpSter Public Service Announcement

Whereas I’ve always considered the little nuggets of opinionated knowledge that I upload to the internet for the entire world to absorb to be of service for the greater good, I’m not sure all of the enlightened souls who have graced this site with their presence have [Read More]

The First? Really?

The First?  Really?

Allow me to start by offering my heartfelt congratulations to the McAllister Little League of San Antonio.  This summer, their 12 year old all star team has made it to the Little League World Series in Williamsport, Pa.   The San Antonio media has been a buzz over the [Read More]

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Initial Contact

Initial Contact

Speed things up.  Make them quicker.   That’s right people.  In today’s microwave society where we [Read More]

Questionable Parenting

Questionable Parenting

Remember Parenthood?   As much as you’d like to think that I’m talking about the Ron Howard movie that [Read More]

Your Friday….

Your Friday….

….my Thursday.   That’s right people.  By the time you read this dispatch, I will be firmly [Read More]

Not Quite The Horse Head

Not Quite The Horse Head

How do you know when you’re going to have a bad day?   When you open your oven to check dinner, the rump [Read More]

The Last Gig

The Last Gig

Last night, I attended what will most likely be the last concert of my son’s high school career.   I [Read More]

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