Monday May 21st 2012

‘Software Features’ Archives

The Unsuccessful Future

The Unsuccessful Future

Alright ladies and gentlemen.   As a pure exercise of letters from the past, let me tell you about something that I encountered yesterday.  One was a first, the other one was an ongoing irritant.  In an effort to make your experience here as interactive as possible, [Read More]

Messing With The CoWorkers

Messing With The CoWorkers

One of the reasons I maintain gainful employment outside of the organization has to do with the fact that I can only mess with the wife and kids so much before I finalize the process of alienating them.   There are reasons which are higher on the rungs of priority, [Read More]

Blogging & OneNote

Blogging & OneNote

Microsoft OneNote is a little gem I discovered earlier this year while in the process of purchasing MS Office 2010.  As I’ve discovered in the months I’ve used it, it’s been an unintended benefit to my career as your favorite all time blogger on the [Read More]

Smartphones: A Flash In The Pan

Smartphones:  A Flash In The Pan

This morning, I woke to the guitar strumming alarm which I had set on my smartphone. Within a matter of minutes, I had that same device pumping chord after chord of heart thumping music into my ears in an effort to help me regain consciousness.  While doing so, I jumped on [Read More]

Inconsiderate Angry Birds

Inconsiderate Angry Birds

There was a time a few years ago when I first launched TharpSter.Org where anything I wrote and published had to be done all in one sitting.  If I had an idea, I had to sit down at the PC and knock it out immediately.  An idea couldn’t be held in order to be written [Read More]

TharpSter Apps

TharpSter Apps

Thomas Edison would be proud. On September 4, 1882, when the first commercial power station began providing electrical power to customers within a square mile of its Pearl street location in Manhattan, who would have ever thought the use of electricity would revolutionize [Read More]

Hamburger Helper Hijacker

Hamburger Helper Hijacker

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again.  The internet is a wonderful thing.  Don’t you ever forget that.  If the mere knowledge that TharpSter.Org is brought to you through the assistance of the webmaster at a chinchilla rescue operation isn’t enough to blow [Read More]

Alert Me When…….

Alert Me When…….

Lotus Notes Sametime is an instant messaging utility which allows the voluntary and involuntary dweller of your average sized (and average odor) cubicle to communicate nearly instantaneously with those whom we would otherwise want no contact at all. For that matter, those [Read More]

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Initial Contact

Initial Contact

Speed things up.  Make them quicker.   That’s right people.  In today’s microwave society where we [Read More]

Questionable Parenting

Questionable Parenting

Remember Parenthood?   As much as you’d like to think that I’m talking about the Ron Howard movie that [Read More]

Your Friday….

Your Friday….

….my Thursday.   That’s right people.  By the time you read this dispatch, I will be firmly [Read More]

Not Quite The Horse Head

Not Quite The Horse Head

How do you know when you’re going to have a bad day?   When you open your oven to check dinner, the rump [Read More]

The Last Gig

The Last Gig

Last night, I attended what will most likely be the last concert of my son’s high school career.   I [Read More]

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