‘The TharpSter TreadMill’ Archives
Faith & The Impossible Chicken
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Hhmmmmmm. Where’s he going with this one? For some of you, the title pretty much sums it up. For others, not so much. I could go into an awe inspiring bit on how I’m of the belief that one of the most poignant, hard hitting sermons ever, was delivered by a [Read More]
Comin’ Home
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Well, today is the day. As I reported to you last week, the TharpSter Pit Bull has been holed up in veterinary hell in order to extricate a whole load of pillow stuffing from her stomach and bowel. Now, after several days of recuperating, Hope is ready to come [Read More]
Frequently Blinded
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This little ray of sunshine goes out to the consortium of home improvement centers which have perpetually ensconced themselves into the lofty conspiracy to liberate electronic funds from my bank account whenever I darken their door and swipe my credit/debit card in the [Read More]
A Muzzled Anniversary
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Eighteen years ago today, Wifey and I dressed up in duds nice enough to get us into the Sizzler, stood before the preacher (her uncle), and committed ourselves to a lifetime of marriage. In the process of reciting my vows, I managed to drop the wedding ring while I [Read More]
Technically, The Term Is Alprazolam
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Right about now, ladies and gentlemen, it’s raining here in San Antonio. Such a meteorological event has become a rare occurrence here in my neck of the woods as of late. As such, I can think of a couple of good reasons why we’ve been in a drought throughout [Read More]
TharpSter & The Cubeville Reunion
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To: My Beloved Co-Workers From: TharpSter Date: October 4, 2010 RE: I’m back That’s right people I’ve returned to the fabric covered land of Cubeville in favor of continued gainful employment. Between now and the last week of the year, you can count on [Read More]
Pounding Down TharpSter
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I woke up by myself this morning without the assistance of the alarm I have set on my phone. That’s not to say I didn’t need help though. As she does just about every night / morning, the Pit Bull partook in her rigid habit of waking me up with a tongue to the face [Read More]
Yuck
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Perhaps you’ve missed me. Yup. So have I. I really won’t go into a great deal of detail to explain or justify my absence, as it’s immaterial. Just know that the absence has been widespread. The absence has been so ubiquitous that I’ve even locked people out on [Read More]
New Muffin Flaw Identified
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It’s a beautiful, Chamber of Commerce day here in San Antonio. The sky is blue, the grass is turning green, and thanks to a sufficient application of sun block, my pasty yet freckled skin has avoided turning red. So far, a better part of my day has been spent at the [Read More]
The Best Day Of This Staycation To Date
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It would seem that week two of the 2nd Annual TharpSter March Vacation will go down in its brief history as a very successful one. Readership is up over the last several days, and there’s a load of darks in the washer right now. The backyard needs to be mowed and as a [Read More]
