Tuesday February 7th 2012

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Faith & The Impossible Chicken

Faith & The Impossible Chicken

Hhmmmmmm. Where’s he going with this one? For some of you, the title pretty much sums it up. For others, not so much. I could go into an awe inspiring bit on how I’m of the belief that one of the most poignant, hard hitting sermons ever, was delivered by a [Read More]

Comin’ Home

Comin’ Home

Well, today is the day.   As I reported to you last week, the TharpSter Pit Bull has been holed up in veterinary hell in order to extricate a whole load of pillow stuffing from her stomach and bowel.   Now, after several days of recuperating, Hope is ready to come [Read More]

Frequently Blinded

Frequently Blinded

This little ray of sunshine goes out to the consortium of home improvement centers which have perpetually ensconced themselves into the lofty conspiracy to liberate electronic funds from my bank account whenever I darken their door and swipe my credit/debit card in the [Read More]

A Muzzled Anniversary

A Muzzled Anniversary

Eighteen years ago today, Wifey and I dressed up in duds nice enough to get us into the Sizzler, stood before the preacher (her uncle), and committed ourselves to a lifetime of marriage.  In the process of reciting my vows, I managed to drop the wedding ring while I [Read More]

Technically, The Term Is Alprazolam

Technically, The Term Is Alprazolam

Right about now, ladies and gentlemen, it’s raining here in San Antonio. Such a meteorological event has become a rare occurrence here in my neck of the woods as of late. As such, I can think of a couple of good reasons why we’ve been in a drought throughout [Read More]

TharpSter & The Cubeville Reunion

TharpSter & The Cubeville Reunion

To:  My Beloved Co-Workers From:  TharpSter Date:  October 4, 2010 RE:  I’m back That’s right people I’ve returned to the fabric covered land of Cubeville in favor of continued gainful employment.  Between now and the last week of the year, you can count on [Read More]

Pounding Down TharpSter

Pounding Down TharpSter

I woke up by myself this morning without the assistance of the alarm I have set on my phone. That’s not to say I didn’t need help though. As she does just about every night / morning, the Pit Bull partook in her rigid habit of waking me up with a tongue to the face [Read More]

Yuck

Yuck

Perhaps you’ve missed me. Yup.  So have I. I really won’t go into a great deal of detail to explain or justify my absence, as it’s immaterial.  Just know that the absence has been widespread.  The absence has been so ubiquitous that I’ve even locked people out on [Read More]

New Muffin Flaw Identified

New Muffin Flaw Identified

It’s a beautiful, Chamber of Commerce day here in San Antonio.  The sky is blue, the grass is turning green, and thanks to a sufficient application of sun block, my pasty yet freckled skin has avoided turning red. So far, a better part of my day has been spent at the [Read More]

The Best Day Of This Staycation To Date

The Best Day Of This Staycation To Date

It would seem that week two of the 2nd Annual TharpSter March Vacation will go down in its brief history as a very successful one.  Readership is up over the last several days, and there’s a load of darks in the washer right now.  The backyard needs to be mowed and as a [Read More]

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The Big Game ReCap

The Big Game ReCap

In a year when the NFC East generally sucked and teams like Green Bay and New Orleans spent time running the table on [Read More]

Early Morning Explosions

Early Morning Explosions

It’s nice to know that sarcasm isn’t lost here at the TharpSter compound at any given time of the day. [Read More]

Preparing For The Big Game

Preparing For The Big Game

Well ladies and gentlemen, it’s that time of year again.   In just a few short hours, the New England [Read More]

When We’ll Be Free

When We’ll Be Free

Suffice to say, I have a wide variety of music on my phone.  Okay, maybe it’s not that wide but it does produce [Read More]

Wellness & What To Do About It

Wellness & What To Do About It

Ouch! Quit it!   This morning at the ever so unsociable time of 6:30, I participated in the annual biometric [Read More]

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