Monday May 21st 2012

‘The Pit Bull Diaries’ Archives

Siete de Mayo

Siete de Mayo

There’s a monkey in the boat…..   Come on everybody, sing along.  You know the words.   Anyone?   Bueller?   That’s not a song lyric that I know of.  I just wanted to see if I could get the members of the blog reading world to sing along [Read More]

The Unedited Version

The Unedited Version

Big surprise showed up on the DVD player last night.   Little side note.  For those you who have read my Blockbuster rant, I appear to be hijacking Google searches for “Blockbuster Blue Ticket”.   None the less, this one doesn’t really involve [Read More]

Rey Sacks Up

Rey Sacks Up

For those of you who have never darkened the doors of San Antonio, allow me to tell you about a holiday we celebrate shortly after every Easter.   It’s called Fiesta.   In essence, it’s an excuse to party all week at different  events held all over [Read More]

Early Morning Obscenity

Early Morning Obscenity

This morning, at the not quite ripe yet quite obscene time of 3:50 am, silence within the compound here was interrupted not by the snoring of yours truly, but by that of a barking dog.  It wasn’t just any bark or even any barking dog for that matter.   Well [Read More]

Hope & The Guitar

Hope & The Guitar

Here’s a little known fact that you may not know about Hope, my beloved pit bull. She’s afraid of my guitar. Come to think of it, you just got two little known facts for the price of one if you didn’t know that I have and/or play a guitar. It’s [Read More]

The Pit Bull Diaries, Two Years Later

The Pit Bull Diaries, Two Years Later

  If I’ve scheduled the publishing of this blog correctly, today is March 25th.   Today, ladies and gentlemen, is the two year anniversary of the best traffic day this site has ever experienced.   Today marks the two year anniversary in which we got [Read More]

My Favorite Scars

My Favorite Scars

If you noticed it in the title, I have more than one.   I’d like to think of the number of scars is two and a half.   This is what it’s come to people.  Set a goal to publish a daily blog in what the Mayans predicted to be the shortest year, and [Read More]

Speed Blogging

Speed Blogging

The concept of speed dating involves a group of willing (and otherwise coerced, bribed, and blackmailed) participants of varying gender (I would guess sometimes not), several tables, and just enough chairs to make a spirited game of musical chairs a winner for everyone. Oh [Read More]

The Great Cotton Blockage Of 2012

The Great Cotton Blockage Of 2012

Well it would seem that continuing entries into the expanding archives of the Pit Bull Diaries have slowed down a bit. For those of you not in the know, a mid to large size pit bull barged her way into our life two years ago this month. Since then, that dog has orchestrated [Read More]

Pit Bulls & Nerf Darts

Pit Bulls & Nerf Darts

For Christmas, all of the men folk received handguns which shoot Nerf darts.   When I opened mine up, Junior brandished his out of a defensive sense of paranoia that I would make him my first target.   The paranoia was well founded.   A fire fight ensued, [Read More]

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Initial Contact

Initial Contact

Speed things up.  Make them quicker.   That’s right people.  In today’s microwave society where we [Read More]

Questionable Parenting

Questionable Parenting

Remember Parenthood?   As much as you’d like to think that I’m talking about the Ron Howard movie that [Read More]

Your Friday….

Your Friday….

….my Thursday.   That’s right people.  By the time you read this dispatch, I will be firmly [Read More]

Not Quite The Horse Head

Not Quite The Horse Head

How do you know when you’re going to have a bad day?   When you open your oven to check dinner, the rump [Read More]

The Last Gig

The Last Gig

Last night, I attended what will most likely be the last concert of my son’s high school career.   I [Read More]

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