‘The Pit Bull Diaries’ Archives
Siete de Mayo
There’s a monkey in the boat….. Come on everybody, sing along. You know the words. Anyone? Bueller? That’s not a song lyric that I know of. I just wanted to see if I could get the members of the blog reading world to sing along [Read More]
The Unedited Version
Big surprise showed up on the DVD player last night. Little side note. For those you who have read my Blockbuster rant, I appear to be hijacking Google searches for “Blockbuster Blue Ticket”. None the less, this one doesn’t really involve [Read More]
Rey Sacks Up
For those of you who have never darkened the doors of San Antonio, allow me to tell you about a holiday we celebrate shortly after every Easter. It’s called Fiesta. In essence, it’s an excuse to party all week at different events held all over [Read More]
Early Morning Obscenity
This morning, at the not quite ripe yet quite obscene time of 3:50 am, silence within the compound here was interrupted not by the snoring of yours truly, but by that of a barking dog. It wasn’t just any bark or even any barking dog for that matter. Well [Read More]
Hope & The Guitar
Here’s a little known fact that you may not know about Hope, my beloved pit bull. She’s afraid of my guitar. Come to think of it, you just got two little known facts for the price of one if you didn’t know that I have and/or play a guitar. It’s [Read More]
The Pit Bull Diaries, Two Years Later
If I’ve scheduled the publishing of this blog correctly, today is March 25th. Today, ladies and gentlemen, is the two year anniversary of the best traffic day this site has ever experienced. Today marks the two year anniversary in which we got [Read More]
My Favorite Scars
If you noticed it in the title, I have more than one. I’d like to think of the number of scars is two and a half. This is what it’s come to people. Set a goal to publish a daily blog in what the Mayans predicted to be the shortest year, and [Read More]
Speed Blogging
The concept of speed dating involves a group of willing (and otherwise coerced, bribed, and blackmailed) participants of varying gender (I would guess sometimes not), several tables, and just enough chairs to make a spirited game of musical chairs a winner for everyone. Oh [Read More]
The Great Cotton Blockage Of 2012
Well it would seem that continuing entries into the expanding archives of the Pit Bull Diaries have slowed down a bit. For those of you not in the know, a mid to large size pit bull barged her way into our life two years ago this month. Since then, that dog has orchestrated [Read More]
Pit Bulls & Nerf Darts
For Christmas, all of the men folk received handguns which shoot Nerf darts. When I opened mine up, Junior brandished his out of a defensive sense of paranoia that I would make him my first target. The paranoia was well founded. A fire fight ensued, [Read More]
