So far, it’s been pretty nice and surprisingly uneventful. I should warn you now that there is no one singular aim, focus, or theme in this entry. Instead, today’s dispatch will parallel the activities I have planned for the garage this weekend. Brush pick up is happening in my neighborhood this week and I’m...
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Tags: garlic grape jelly, Glen Campbell, Rhinestone Cowboy, trash pile
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Geez, what I wouldn’t do for a strategically placed Q-Tip in my left ear right now. Sometimes the moment arises where you have an itch just deep enough in your ear canal that your fingernail just can’t reach. At the same time, a paper clip or the door key to your 1984 Chevy Citation...
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Tags: Megan Fox, Q-Tips, succotash, turducken, whipped cream, whippits
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According to the U.S. Department of Energy, pipe sleeves are a pretty good idea. Enough said. If the government says it’s good for you, or even bad for you, then you should take it on blind faith that 535 elected and appointed officials along with the attached bureaucracy and red tape know exactly what’s...
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Tags: contemporary art, Pipe sleeves, water heater
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According to the U.S. Department of Energy, pipe sleeves are a pretty good idea. Enough said. If the government says it’s good for you, or even bad for you, then you should take it on blind faith that 535 elected and appointed officials along with the attached bureaucracy and red tape know exactly what’s...
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Tags: contemporary art, Pipe sleeves, water heater
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All right, let’s talk some trash. Mind you, this isn’t the type of trash talk that takes into question the honor and integrity of your sister or the aesthetic traits of your mother. This isn’t the trash talk which is finished off with the phrase “You just got served”, or “Oh, you’ve just been...
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Tags: Casper, San Antonio, trash collection, trash talk
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Whereas I’ve always considered the little nuggets of opinionated knowledge that I upload to the internet for the entire world to absorb to be of service for the greater good, I’m not sure all of the enlightened souls who have graced this site with their presence have consistently held the same point of view. ...
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Tags: Product Safety Recall, PSA, Under Armour
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