Archive for February, 2012
A Blogging Poem
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Here I sit all broken hearted Tried to blog and only sharted. So today I took a chance Hijacked a classic And published the worstest, non-rhyming haiku ever. There’s a pretty good reason I don’t write poetry, folks. [Read More]
Stupid News
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It’s late February and you know what that means don’t you? I’ll give you a few hints. The San Antonio Rodeo is complete for the year and the Spurs have a home game on Wednesday. So what event tying these two subjects together will hit the local news today? [Read More]
Dear DFW, What Gives?
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Seriously? During my trip to the northern branch of the organization this weekend, I’ve had the unfortunate misfortune to deal with the Dallas – Fort Worth area. It should be said right here and now that there is one specific word that I typically [Read More]
Bird Poop
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In step number one for the inspection of the northern branch, I found myself putting gas in the truck. The little orange needle told me to. Who am I to challenge such authority? Junior, of course was charged with removing the bird poop from the windshield with the squeegee [Read More]
Making It Fair
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Did you know that Warren Buffet’s secretary pays more in taxes than Warren Buffet? Just for the sake of this discussion, let’s call her Bernice. I’m typing this bad boy out on a virtual keyboard, and constant references to “Warren Buffet’s [Read More]
In The News Today
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During the afternoon news today on the radio, it was reported that the local utility is testing a reverse 911 system today. In essence, the program makes automated calls to the customers of the utility to advise them of when their power is out. Seriously? Day by day goes by [Read More]
Inspecting The Northern Branch
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In a matter of days, ladies and gentlemen, TharpSter will be going on a business trip in the name of the greater good. There will be no air travel for this trip, as I’ve made a command decision to take it on the road. That means that if an aggressive pat down [Read More]
Next?
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Well then. In essence I took in about a day and a half of off time during the three day weekend thanks to event at the auxiliary office. Today, when I darken the door and play Occupy Cube, I will be asked three standard questions I always get asked in these circumstances: [Read More]
The Magic Of Lavender
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Far be it from me to discuss something so girly as lavender here on TharpSter.Org., however due to recent observations and coincidental correlations which were made subconsciously beyond my control, I feel compelled to do so. The color itself made a prominent [Read More]
Speed Blogging For The Sleepy
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It’s the same offensive time on day 2 of the auxiliary office event that it was when I wrote yesterday’s post. There was no power outage last night, so I actually have some light to use in determining my dress code. There will be no kilt and flippers [Read More]
