For those of you who may have never entertained the notion of grabbing the yellow and red box of vitamin packed goodness from the healthier side of the cereal aisle at the grocery store, allow me a moment to extol the virtues of Malt-O-Meal. According to the outside of the box, this quick cooking...
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Tags: Magic Muffins, Malt-O-Meal, muffin stump, top of the muffin
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One thing that perpetually tends to baffle, perplex, and offend me is the continued ability of the local news media here in San Antonio to get it completely wrong. The only thing different about this morning’s pathetic attempt to disseminate worthwhile information to the viewing public who not only made the mistake of getting...
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Tags: mainstream media, mammogram, turducken, universal healthcare
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I rarely remember my dreams. I don’t know of anyone who can remember every detail of every dream they have ever had. That’s not to say that such ability is impossible or even implausible. I’m just not aware of anyone who has ever done it. Even though I don’t remember my dreams, I know...
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Tags: beer, birth certificate, Birther, Cap and Trade, fart, freedom, Hawaii, Obama, TOTUS, universal healthcare
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I really hadn’t planned on doing much today. I had an idea about a new article to write. I was going to grill some chicken later on for some chicken fajita salads. Perhaps I could solve the mystery on my PC which causes my media player to skip whenever I’m doing a backup save...
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Tags: Congress, freedom, Obama, universal healthcare
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TOPEKA, KS – A local restaurant owner made the announcement today that the Flying Spaghetti Monster has manifested an image of itself in a pancake. Within hours of the announcement, followers and members of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster who are otherwise known as “Pastafarians” flocked to the Kansas town from all...
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Tags: crasher squirrel, Flying Spaghetti Monster, Pastafarian
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