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Archive for September, 2009

Snap To & Pay Attention

Snap To & Pay Attention

A few weeks ago while I was on vacation from work and my ill conceived plans to clean out the garage before my bi-annual brush/bulky item pickup, I made a tragic mistake which sucked the better part of ninety minutes from my precious life. That’s right people. My DVD [Read More]

Hamburger Helper Hijacker

Hamburger Helper Hijacker

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again.  The internet is a wonderful thing.  Don’t you ever forget that.  If the mere knowledge that TharpSter.Org is brought to you through the assistance of the webmaster at a chinchilla rescue operation isn’t enough to blow [Read More]

There You Go Again

There You Go Again

There comes a point in our lives when those around us completely misuse the very detailed and intricate process of creating a thought, and then subsequently use the proper diaphragmatic control and muscle coordination to translate said thought into words which carelessly [Read More]

Just Do It Already

Just Do It Already

I sit here 20 minutes on the outset of hijacking the tube from the kids in order to go watch something I don’t really want to watch.  That’s right people.  I’m going to watch TOTUS & The Symbiont make yet another speech about the importance of health care [Read More]

And Now A Word From Our Sponsor

And Now A Word From Our Sponsor

As a right winged demon bent on the glory of free market capitalism, it would be considered hypocritical of me if I were to put on a display of behavior here on TharpSter.Org which served to be non-conducive to one’s ability to earn a buck.  The only problem with earning [Read More]

Facebook Status Updates

Facebook Status Updates

For those of you who haven’t gotten into the trappings of social networking out here on the internet, I’ll give you a quick rundown of what’s going on.  At this very minute, there are about gajillion different networks on the web where people set up profiles for [Read More]

Kinky Math

Kinky Math

Here in San Antonio, there was a report on the radio yesterday talking about how Independent turned Democrat Richard ‘Kinky’ Friedman was going around to various places in the state making his candidacy for the 2010 Governors race official.  In the news bit, it was [Read More]

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Initial Contact

Initial Contact

Speed things up.  Make them quicker.   That’s right people.  In today’s microwave society where we [Read More]

Questionable Parenting

Questionable Parenting

Remember Parenthood?   As much as you’d like to think that I’m talking about the Ron Howard movie that [Read More]

Your Friday….

Your Friday….

….my Thursday.   That’s right people.  By the time you read this dispatch, I will be firmly [Read More]

Not Quite The Horse Head

Not Quite The Horse Head

How do you know when you’re going to have a bad day?   When you open your oven to check dinner, the rump [Read More]

The Last Gig

The Last Gig

Last night, I attended what will most likely be the last concert of my son’s high school career.   I [Read More]

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Great job! Wish I could have been there! Read the post

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I have already seen some silly Photoshops of those pictures. The internet moves quickly! Also I'm ready for the next Read the post

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you are the asshole customer that every single person in this business hates! Get over yourself and please go to red Read the post

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